This makes me all & at the same time. Im reading too many correct answers and little results. As said were not here to hold your hand, but give advice. If you don't take said advice, were not the ones at fault here.
I have literally changed batteries in the dark with a pair of pliers using my phone as the light. Then again I was raised in a garage and can do most tasks with basic tools but that's another story. Point being, its not a hard task to complete. I too have tried the wrong way to charge a battery and it took forever to get it to jump but how long did you spend time arguing and tirelessly look over the net and miscellaneous forums before getting SOMEONE to explain to you how to go about removing the battery? How many hours online searching vs calling a friend, family member, or just using what god gave you to figure it out yourself? Your in college, I know mechanics that are high school dropouts, use your brain and stop the "flaming" before it starts next time