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    We were all noobs once...except Bill...he's been in existence since the beginning of time.

    When God said, "let there be light," Bill said, "turn it off I'm trying to sleep!"

    The reason the dinosaurs went extinct was because Bill was pissed that he ran out of watermelon ale so he killed them all.

    Bill is the reason the Eiffel tower is crooked...he was in charge of lining it up vertical but after multiple watermelon ales, his sight was slightly skewed.

    Bill is the reason the Devil went down to Georgia...Bill told him to GTFO of CT.

    When Bill realized how much he missed his Bonnie, he stuck the ground thus opening the sinkhole in the Corvette museum.

    Bill's favorite quote: "I don't always do name changes, but when I do it's hilarious."

    If Chuck Norris were to shave his beard, you would see that he is really Bill. Notice you haven't heard anything from Chuck Norris for awhile meanwhile Bill is everywhere...coincidence? I think not.
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    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.
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    Man did not create fire, Bill did.

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    After Bill got tired of dealing with Grand Prix's, he sent a carrier pigeon to GM. This carrier pigeon, infused by the anger of Bill, made the CEO's head explode thus resulting in the closure of all Pontiac plants.
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    after the pilgrims landed on plymouth rock, bill is the one that actually forced the indians to give the new settlers food for thanksgiving.
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    During WWII, the US did not drop an atomic bomb on Japan. Bill sneezed while eating sushi and leveled Nagasaki.
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    If you look towards the sky at night and see the moon, the craters on its surface were not made by rocks slamming into its surface. They were caused by Bill's raw power after jumping up and down.
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    The statues at Easter Island are actually busts of Bill.
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    Bill does not click on Drunkie threads.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    Bill is Chuck Norris's idol

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    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Bill.
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    Bill has already been to Mars...that's why there are no signs of life.
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    Bill once took a piss in a semi truck fuel tank just for fun. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.
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    Bill had a major role in all of the Star Wars movies; he was the force.
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    One does not slam drawers on Bill's tool chest.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    Bill does not jack up one's really stupidly low car.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    Bill doesn't need a lug nut key to remove a Transmission.

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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    When Bill has to jump a car, the leads attach to his nipples.

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    "Zipperhead" -Bill

    Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.
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