That was donkeylipsOriginally Posted by Fivefingerdeathpunch
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12-09-2014
That was donkeylips
12-09-2014
When Bill gets pulled over for speeding, he writes the police tickets for impeding his forward motion.
12-09-2014
Barney was once Bill's pet.
12-09-2014
Bill doesn't let any plastic undercarriage tray's get in his way.
12-09-2014
A tear from Bill's eye can cure blindness.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
It was the only dinosaur besides Trogdor and Reptar that he allowed to live.
12-09-2014
Unfortunately, Bill has never cried.
12-09-2014
The burninator will always live on.
12-09-2014
Bill's passport requires no photograph.
12-09-2014
in the deepest part of the mariana trench, the deepest place on the planet, is where you'll find where bill's soul is locked away in a chest made of ivory.
12-09-2014
When one asks for a pillow because his neck hurts, Bill shuns him forever.........
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
He once won the Tour-de-France but was disqualified for riding a unicycle.
12-09-2014
the last time bill spilled a beer is the last time that amelia earhart was seen.
12-09-2014
bill is the stig.
(side note: this thread is f-ing gold.)
12-09-2014
When God didn't know what to make on the 1st day, he consulted Bill.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
Bill never gets sunburnt, he burns the sun.
Originally Posted by Sven The Sexman
12-09-2014
Bill's recipe for Deviled Eggs actually requires witchcraft.
Bill's treehouses have fully finished basements.
12-09-2014
Bill is the master of his domain
12-09-2014
when hosting the VMAs, bill interrupts kanye to say that taylor swift has the best female video of all time.
12-09-2014
Bill doesn't need a car, the car needs him.
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